You have no cookies and no friends

What do you get if you divide 0 by 0?

"Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends."

A friend pointed out that if you ask Siri to divide 0 by 0 you learn how many friends you have. Snarky, eh?  :-)

My Terrible Spending Habits

I learned a few things about myself today. I was just checking my credit card, and noticed I have some spending habits that I am terribly ashamed of. So admitting it this is the first step in the 12 step program, right?

• $14 - 5/29 Miracle Mile, Las Vegas, NV
• $12 - 5/30 Jamba Juice, Salt Lake City, UT ***
• $92 - 5/30 Twin Peaks, Las Vegas, NV
• $578 - 5/30 Louis Vuitton, Las Vegas, NV
• $600 - 5/30 Hotel Operations, Las Vegas, NV
• $1,115 - 5/30 Hotel Operations, Las Vegas, NV
• $243 - 5/30 Hotel Operations, Las Vegas, NV
• $15 - 5/31 Jamba Juice, Salt Lake City, UT ***
• $1,362 - 5/31 Luis Vuitton, Las Vegas, NV
• $573 - 5/31 Hotel Operations, Las Vegas, NV

1. First, I have a thing for high end leather from Louis Vuitton. You should too.
2. Second, I learned that I like to fly back and forth between Las Vegas and Salt Lake, just because I can? Don't you wish you could too?
3. Third, I really really like Hotel Operations to service me. One can't say enough about the room service!
4. And most importantly I secretly (or not so secretly) have desires to do many unspeakable things to some unknown individual out there. :-(

But really, I do have a Jamba Juice addiction.